Church: The Spiritual Pop-tart

Characteristics of the Pop-Tart:
-quick, easy, neatly wrapped breakfast substitute
-several flavors; variety
-tastes yummy and fills the tummy for a couple hours
-2 in package in case one doesn't fill completely (and then, there's always the box...)
-flashy packaging that beckons, "you're in for a real treat!"
-fruit-flavored filling, sprinkles on top for colour
-lacking nutritional value (uh oh!)
-many come to prefer it to a full breakfast