Spent all last night on the bathroom floor
Had too much jack and little more
And when i woke up drowning in my sorrows still
I swore off drinkin with a little red pill

Everything looks different from outside
But this condition's just too much to hide

That tile floor was much too hard
It threw my back outta wack
Caught my nerves in the act, it went far
Never thought I'd ever have such remorse
As the morning I tried to leave that drinkin' course

Gotta crick in my redneck
And pain in my left side
Numb in the bum(haha)and humdrum daily life
Can't see or hear
Cause this pain's eatin me alive

Thank God Almighty again for the little red pill

this is gay. and incomplete. but it's amusing me momentarily.